The Setback + The new Plan
about 1 month ago
– Thu, Sep 10, 2026 at 07:22:09 AM
Hello.
We owe you an update. We know it has been several months since we last posted, and with our promised fulfillment date approaching, that silence has understandably raised questions.
Where is THE JOB right now?
What’s happened since April?
When should I realistically expect my package?
We’re incredibly thankful for your support for making this project happen, and you deserve these answers. Let’s get into it.
Where is THE JOB right now?
The Job is currently in pre-production.
What’s happened since April? What’s next, and when?
Since our April update, we've secured a new manufacturing partner, received and approved quotes and specs, and are currently waiting on a white box sample. This step of pre-production is where we caught the defects from our last manufacturer, but we are confident our new manufacturer will deliver the quality we all want. Once that is received and approved, we’ll be in full pre-production. Here’s a detailed list of the steps involved, and where we are.
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We owe you an update. We know it has been several months since we last posted, and with our promised fulfillment date approaching, that silence has understandably raised questions.
Where is THE JOB right now?
What’s happened since April?
When should I realistically expect my package?
We’re incredibly thankful for your support for making this project happen, and you deserve these answers. Let’s get into it.
Where is THE JOB right now?
The Job is currently in pre-production.
What’s happened since April? What’s next, and when?
Since our April update, we've secured a new manufacturing partner, received and approved quotes and specs, and are currently waiting on a white box sample. This step of pre-production is where we caught the defects from our last manufacturer, but we are confident our new manufacturer will deliver the quality we all want. Once that is received and approved, we’ll be in full pre-production. Here’s a detailed list of the steps involved, and where we are.
- Files prepped:
- Manufacturer selected:
- White box sample received:
- White box sample rejected:
- New manufacturer selected:
When should I realistically expect my package?
Current fulfillment target: November 2026.
As you can see in the above infographic, there are a lot of “Job’s” to complete before we get to fulfillment. We will update again if there is any change to that target, and also we promise to return to consistent updates.
Every month until you’re all planning your heist. Even if the update just says we’re still waiting on the next production milestone.
Thank you for your patience.
The Exalted Funeral Team
